too mainstream for me

caleb—wallace:

Well you seem to have a guy that you’re into, my dude. I blew half of my money and her and she’s nice to me. She told me I was good in bed.

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Keegan and I aren’t in a relationship. We’re casual. I doubt she meant it, or I wonder if she can feel anything anymore between her legs. I bet her flaps are loose.

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jungfelix:

pats ur head i understand why you didn’t but there was multiple people on when i posted it etc 

i need him and molly to talk because she has to write a letter to him lol

jungfelix:

how did i know katie would be the only one to reply lol side eye emojis all of u

i am being ooc rn because i don’t trust myself ic because i’m a wreck. 

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pls don’t h9 me 

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caleb—wallace:

Why didn’t you get your boyfriend to come and bid for you?  Well, you’re welcome… I think. 

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I have a boyfriend? Guess I didn’t know that, huh what a surprise. Yeah, whatever. I think you could have given up a little bit more for me. I mean you gave up twenty-five dollars for that whore.

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caleb—wallace:

Oh yeah, that bitch, Oprah.. right. I say since you know that you’re hot, why the fuck worry? Or be happy  I bid on you at all when I really do make shit for money and unlike those rich dickheads, I have to pay for everything I own. You won’t fucking kick me.

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Since I know I’m worth it, then I should get more than a few measly dollars that just barely make it over double digits! I get that you don’t have a lot of money, so thanks for not make me look like a total ass and making me go out with some high schooler who looked like he had inhaled a tank of gasoline. But, seriously I deserve better.

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caleb—wallace:

I’m sorry I didn’t bring my huge wallet from my high paying job as a pizza delivery guy slash weed salesman.  Next time I’ll just ask my parents Bill Gates and Opera for some money to spend on a girl who reminds me constantly what a piece of shit I am. Come on, Care. 

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Opera?! I am pretty sure you mean Oprah, you absolute demon. Whatever, you’d feel like garbage too if you were only given two bids. And you’re just lucky I have amazing self esteem, because I’d be punching you right about now if I didn’t. Instead, I just think you deserve a good knee to the groin.

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caleb—wallace:

Mom, is that you?

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I literally got the least amount of money. You made me look like a fucking piece of shit.

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caleb—wallace:

I just spent thrity six dollars on two girls. Can you say generous?

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Dickhead.

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